Samuel Robert Thomson was born in 1929 during The Great Depression. Sam had a mental development at a young age and quickly learned the mysterious ways of time travel. Sam began to explore the universe and its wonders, and by age ten he had already known everything there was to know about universe. Of course when Sam became a much higher being, he had no other choice but to go into suclution in the mountains living the rest of his days as a hermit. he had spent the last hundred years studying the mysterious ways of baking cakes. And while in that hundred years he had discovered that cake was actually very deadly to its consumer. Sam immediately went public with this new information and caused a series of events that would eventually outlaw cake as a drug. It was dark time in Sam’s life (yes even more than The Great Depression), but he held strongly. To this very day Sam lives in infimy. Holding knowledge beyond our comprehension. Maybe one day we will know soon enough
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